Ah, Mondays.

An actual Twitter conversation this morning.

Seeing people dating a person and be someone else’s sex pet at the same time is pretty insulting >,,>

— LexusTheUnicorn~💙 (@lexustheun1corn) December 12, 2016

@lexustheun1corn Umm. Having issues with your pronouns. Are they singular, plural, or all of the above?

— Tao of Maud Talks (@TaoOfMaud_Talks) December 12, 2016

@TaoOfMaud_Talks I meant a person that’s dating another person while being someone’s sex pet. I’m not too sure how to put it in words >,,<

— LexusTheUnicorn~💙 (@lexustheun1corn) December 12, 2016

@lexustheun1corn That one’s easy. I’d put it as the person is being someone’s “friend” and someone else’s “benefit.”

— Tao of Maud Talks (@TaoOfMaud_Talks) December 12, 2016